We've all got them - those really pathetic letters from the opposite sex (or maybe the same sex?) trying to sweep us off our feet. Guys and girls trying to make other guys and girls fall for them. It can be sweet, romantic, or utterly pathetic.

Here we have decided to list some of those super pathetic letters. Not only that, but we have also provided cynical intepretations of what those guys and gals really mean.

Enjoy!

(Note: Feel free to contact us if you would like to submit letters to this page.)

Letters:

• Love Letter Number One
• Love Letter Number Two

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