While I was out watching a movie with a few friends of mine, Ryan saw my aunt online and decided to have a little fun at my expense . . .

Cindy says: hey fella what's up
Cindy says: Josh you there?
Cindy says: You sleeping or what?
Cindy says: Josh where are you?
Cindy says: hey
Cindy says: u ok?
Cindy says: hey
Josh says: Hey
Cindy says: what's up?
Josh says: Just a little depressed
Cindy says: y
Josh says: I can only live with Ryan till the end of this month then I have to move back in with my parents.
Cindy says: oh
Josh says: Yeah
Cindy says: what's up with Ryan?
Josh says: Oh nothing.
Josh says: Ryan is a great roommate.
Josh says: But I had a hard time with funds, and I cannot afford to pay rent.
Josh says: So my parents said to just move back in instead
Cindy says: sorry
Josh says: Yeah, Ryan is a great guy.
Josh says: You should cook for him sometime
Josh says: invite him over
Cindy says: I bet they will like that
Josh says: ha ha
Cindy says: anytime
Cindy says: y haha
Josh says: Do you think you could spare a few goats to sell to help me raise rent money to stay here?
Cindy says: what you need?
Josh says: 210 a month
Josh says: I'm figuring 2 or 3 goats should cover it
Josh says: I only need it till August
Josh says: 8 goats total
Cindy says: nay only $25 a piece
Josh says: Eventually, I can start breeding goats and pay you back
Josh says: Man, that's a lot of goats then
Cindy says: lol
Josh says: Well, do you think you could spare one of your kids?
Josh says: I bet one of them would sell for a lot
Cindy says: lmao
Josh says: Plus, you can always have more
Josh says: Ryan would probably be so happy he might give you his first born anyway
Cindy says: negative
Josh says: hmmm
Josh says: Hey Ms. Cindy.......
Josh says: This is Ryan
Cindy says: You can come visit more
Cindy says: closer
Cindy says: Ryan its you?
Josh says: Yes
Cindy says: hey
Josh says: ha ha ha ha
Josh says: Josh will love this conversation.
Josh says: I'll leave it up for him
Cindy says: maybe u all can fish an hunt squirrel for extra cash
Josh says: HA HA HA HA HA
Cindy says: lol
Josh says: Yeah, but same with the goats......low pay rate
Josh says: $7 a pound
Josh says: Nah, all is good.
Josh says: I'll make it fine.......
Josh says: But I will miss not having Josh around anymore.
Josh says: But y'all will have him to visit more
Cindy says: maybe with both combined it will work
Josh says: Hutchinson and Manning "Squirrel, Goat and Rabbit Farm"
Josh says: (Blackbirds seasonal)
Cindy says: lol, where is Josh?
Josh says: He is watching a movie with Tomomi
Cindy says: date????
Josh says: I don't think so
Cindy says: whooeeeee
Josh says: ha ha ha
Josh says: You would be surprised at all the women Josh hangs around with
Cindy says: ?????
Josh says: I'm like......WOAAAA JOSH...slow it down....you are going to break their hearts.
Josh says: But he doesn't listen......
Cindy says: stud muffin
Josh says: He just keeps going on.......usually calling them names
Josh says: Luckily, the Japanese ones don't understand English very well, so they just assume he must be giving them a compliment
Cindy says: he likes tinomi satomi or whatever her name is, lol
Cindy says: that's funny
Josh says: Satomi is MY Jap in the Jar.
Josh says: But Tomomi is fair game for him....and she is cute too
Cindy says: oh sorry
Josh says: ha ha ha ha
Cindy says: yes she is
Cindy says: they laugh at all his jokes too.
Josh says: You did see the Jap in the Jar Josh did, right?
Cindy says: yea its good
Josh says: A friend of ours wrote a song about it
Cindy says: he's behind on updating his journal
Josh says: HILARIOUS!
Josh says: We hope to post the song this weekend
Cindy says: good
Cindy says: you all get alot of sign ins on your web sight.....
Josh says: Yeah, it's growing
Josh says: I think a lot of people read it regularly too
Cindy says: so Ryan, why are you tying the knot???
Josh says: "Why" or "when"
Josh says: ?
Cindy says: oh well you know what I mean, both
Josh says: ha ha ha
Josh says: December 16th
Josh says: and because I want to get married and start a family.
Cindy says: that's really nice, but a bit of advice, wait a while for the family part ((((KIDS)))) once you have kids life changes dramatically
Josh says: Yeah, that's what people tell me
Josh says: I *think* I am ready to start having kids......
Josh says: but I am worried I might not be so ready once we have one
Josh says: I would like to have a lot of kids though
Cindy says: yea wait till u are up 5 times a night feeding and dirty diapers....
Josh says: ha ha ha ha
Josh says: WAIT! You mean I have to do that TOO!! I thought that was my wife's job!
Cindy says: then when they start walking and you have watch everything they do
Cindy says: then when they reach 8 or 9 they become bratty..
Josh says: Yes, very true
Cindy says: then at 13 they start talking about girlfriends....
Cindy says: I can't wait for the future it's tougher every year....lol
Josh says: ha ha ha
Josh says: But it gets better....
Josh says: Eventually, they grow up move away......
Josh says: and then come back and bless you when you are older
Cindy says: then I will probably be babysitting the g-kids and starting all over again...
Josh says: ha ha ha ha
Josh says: Right
Cindy says: lol
Josh says: Oh, today I had an epiphany!
Cindy says: but you gotta love them
Josh says: Of who Carrie is going to marry
Josh says: Well, not so much who but of what "type"
Cindy says: wouldn't trade them for the world...
Josh says: Josh sent me her latest blog entry and Carrie said something about she is no longer interested in Musicians but in Jocks exclusively
Josh says: But it hit me later what type she would marry
Cindy says: Carrie will be old and still will be looking for the "RIGHT GUY TO COME ALONG AND SWEEP HER OUT OF HER ROCKING CHAIR" LOL
Josh says: Yes, you may be right.
Josh says: BUT
Josh says: If she DOES marry.......I know who it will be
Josh says: It won't be a Jock or a Musician.
Josh says: It will be an average looking, Diplomat kind of funny guy.
Josh says: Other words, someone just like her brother
Josh says: Mark my words
Cindy says: this is true, she will have them fill out applications first
Josh says: Carrie marries; the guy will be just like josh
Cindy says: yea I think so too . . that wouldn't be so bad anyway
Josh says: No it would be great
Cindy says: well Ryan what movie are they watching
Josh says: They told me but I forgot
Josh says: I think it had a "girls" name in the title
Cindy says: oh
Cindy says: well I'm going to call it a night it was so nice chatting with you have a wonderful evening. I'll check and see how many goats I can round up for Josh...
Josh says: ha ha ha
Josh says: Yes, you too
Josh says: have a good night.

© H.A.M. Productions 2005