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Have you ever finished your visit with a Japanese person only to find you wish you could have them around all the time?

Do you find yourself depressed and wanting that Japanese Company??

Now, for a limited time only, we've got the solution for you!

All new from H.A.M. Studios is JAP-N-A-JAR!!!!!!

That's right! Now, you can just stick your favorite Japanese person on your desk or coffee table, and they'll be around ALL THE TIME! It's just like owning a fish or a hamster, but without the mess! Just feed them a little bit of rice everyday, and you'll be satisfied for years to come!

Why should you buy JAP-N-A-JAR instead of other types of pets? Well, for one, Japanese people LIVE FOREVER!!!!! That's right, not only do they never age, but they're IMMORTAL! Secondly, you will save TONS of money on food and cleaning materials! Japanese people only eat a little bit of RICE everyday. Once a week, give them a piece of RAW FISH and they will NEVER complain! Besides that, they NEVER make a mess. They are super CLEAN! And besides, could you ever find a CUTER pet? I think the answer is a resounding NO!!!!

Check out these testimonials!

Ryan from Louisiana:

JAP-N-A-JAR is a dream come true. Not only do I have a kind pet that will love me eternally, but it's a cute pet, too. Much better than those bulldogs I USED to have.

Danny from New Orleans:

JAP-N-A-JAR has changed my life. I sold my hamster Will and bought one of these instead!

Try JAP-N-A-JAR today!!!!

Fan Mail:

Matthew from Alabama:

Dear JAP-N-A-JAR,

Do you think you will ever come out with INDIAN-N-A-JAR?

Response:

Dear Matthew,

While we here a JNAJ think that Japanese people are the ultimate pet, we realize that some have different preferences of Asians. We will take your request into serious consideration.

Tomomi from Japan:

Dear JAP-N-A-JAR,

GOOD JOB!!!!!!! How did you do that? I love that! I laughed at it a lot!!! You should make Kuma in a jar, too!! hahahahaha!!! I love that web site!!!!

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