NO, it was not Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the Wrench.
It was John Weyers in Brazil with the Pistol!

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Dr. Marlon Rene was right.

If you are just tuning in for the first time. Read the article about Beewick Cory.

Just recently, new evidence was found proving that Dr. Marlon Rene was right. Bewick Cory did if fact die in Brazil. Myself and many others like me were certain that the person behind the writings of Dr. Marlon and Bewick (as well as others) was the same person.

The unreasonable (or as bewick cory would say, right wing neocon wannabe journalist), Chris "Gannon" Butler wanted a certain criteria of proof besides a web long entry of someone claming he died in another country and that his wife is upset so you better quit talking about him.

Mr. Butler, being ever so unreasonable demanded in a harsh and accostic tone that something such as a death certificate be offered up as proof. Ryanh, the only one who shows bewick cory any respect, reluctantly but firmly joined Mr. Butler in his cry for a certificate or at minimum a picture of the body.

Just recently, Dr. Rene proved us all wrong and provided a “shut-those-boys-up-answer” in the from of, not 1 but 3…yes, that’s right THREE pictures of bewick cory! 2 of the pictures are of bewick before he died and the 3rd is after he died.

HERE IS THE PROOF!

The Remains Of Bewick Cory

Also, after doing a little research on our esteemed friend Mr. Cory, other bits of information were found that put his death in perspective.

Here is the quick run down:

  • John Weyers was an agnostic friend of Mr. Corys for over 30 years.
  • The two had a split of differences in 2004.
  • Mr. Weyers writes a book bashing Bewick Cory’s “Smirking Monkey” beliefs in An Agnostic Manifesto: Diatribes On God, Religion, Politics,The Smirking Monkey,& The State of Man.
  • Mr. Cory writes mean things about Mr. Weyers such as he “sucks his thumb when he sleeps” and that he “is a little boy”.
  • Mr. Weyers threatens to kill Mr. Cory on instant messager while Mr. Cory is posting further rants on Ramdac.org.
  • Mr. Cory immediately stops the coresponace on Ramdac and flees to Brazil.
  • Mr. Weyers, a wealthly land developer, tracks Mr. Cory down and murders him.

What a sad state of affairs we all live in.

Dr. Marlon, I offer my deepest apologies for doubting you.

But no point crying about it. In honor of bewick, for a limited time, you too can own your very own Bewick Head!

For 1 easy payment of 19.95, you can proudly show your friends a one of a kind Bewick Head doll! I am sure nothing would make bewick prouder.

Thanks to Dr. Marlon Rene for providing the heads!

Click here to donate the 19.95 or whatever you want to donate.
All proceeds will be given to charity to help kids who do not have heads...in honor of Bewick.

by Ryanh

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