Josh's Version of Twan's Life:

Twan was, early in life, a social butterfly. He was able to make friends like a southern granny can make apple pie: often and delightful. As Twan progressed through life, subtle changes began to take place. His mind began to develop rapidly during his teen years. His thinking sped up to enormous quantities as he discovered various human psychological tendencies. He soon realized he was able to control people through subtle phrases and movements. By suppressing his outer, external emotions and reactions, he was able to influence others through a unique process of "patheticism."

Not much is known of Twan's early childhood except for a few papers and unconfirmed records found deep within the Louisiana Swamps. Many of these are untrustworthy because of there unbelievable content. Some records tell of Twan loaning Andrew Carnegie his initial loan to start his Steel Conglomeration. Others reveal his influence over Al Gore and the emergence of the Internet. Although these records are unbelievable and highly speculative, they are imperative to understand the influence of Twan on today's society. He is able to persuade normally strong-willed College Administrators to offer him shelter and make country hicks give him rides to various locations without complaint. Through various mind techniques he constantly raises funds for trips and conferences without having a job or taking out loans. His polite patheticism causes sympathy to bestowed to him others normally unsympathetic to others needs. Nicholls State President Donald Ayo donated money for a missions trip to North Africa. Student Union Director Christopher P. Buckel allowed Twan a place in his home. Chi Alpha President Joshua Guinn was even moved to drive him to Kansas City, and Annette Kimball drove him to Shreveport. Joshua Manning, probably the smartest and wisest of all Twan's victims, was tricked into becoming Twan's roommate. While Josh got an uncomfortable bed, Twan now had immediate transportation and his own computer.

Although it is virtually impossible to know Twan's age, his influence is known throughout the United States. People from California to Tennessee have all come under the influence of the great thinker. College students from Berkley, Southwest Missouri State, Louisiana State University, University of Central Arkansas, Tennessee State, University of Louisiana - Lafayette, and, most notably, Nicholls State, have all been influenced by Twan in some way, shape or form. After conquering the United State, Twan has begun plans for his global operation. It has already been decided that Twan will revisit North Africa and also plans are in progress for and trip to China. Two things could happen from these trips. Before these points are discussed, it is imperative the readers understand that Twan WILL have an influence on these nations. Whether the influence is positive or negative is yet to be discovered. Although he has not yet shown danger to any human being his lack of communication and enigmatic mind cannot be under exaggerated. He has been known to speak in complex puzzles and unintelligible words. It is possible that these traits could be mimicked by other beings over the world. Not only this, but Twan would be in prime position to gain influence in these new nations, expanding his horizons throughout the globe and giving him prominence with other rulers. This could lead to either positive or negative circumstances depending on Twan's use or abuse of the power.