Making Jason Mad :)
By: Joshua Manning

This e-mail was written in response to my classmate Jason Bourgeios. He emailed me and asked me to stop sending him all the silly e-mails that he was receiving.

Subject: READ THIS OK
Date: Sat, 5 Jun 1999 14:14:18 -0700 (PDT)

Hey everyone,

It has come to my attention that some of you my not appreciate reading all of the fascinating things that I mail out. All the jokes and chain letters and stories of my life. If this describes you, please email me and tell me to stop sending you this stuff and I'm sorry if I caused any of you any inconvenience. But of course, you, Jason B., don't Even bother because I'll send it to you anyway (ha). You can all email Jason and ask him what's up at hiiyah@bruce-lee.com. He'd really appreciate that. He enjoys getting mail from people he hasn't meet. He doesn't have many friends here in La and needs all he can get from you guys.

Talk to y'all later,

Josh

Responses:

Jason from Houma: I'm Gonna kill you. You know that, don't you? I'm gonna find out where you live and I'm going to bring Randy to your house and tell him to beat you up really bad, so that you are hanging on to your very life by a thread, and then I'm gonna offer the last kick (because you'll already be on the ground, after all.). Have a nice day! :)

(c) H.A.M. Productions 2005