Hello Everyone, for those of you who dont know Ryan and Satomi are good friend. Ryan and Tabatha are, well not the best of friends, but Ryan tries to be patient with her. Below is a chat conversation that Ryan had with Tabatha. Tabatha tried to trick Ryan into thinking she was Satomi, but Ryan saw right through it. So when you see "sugou" it is Tabatha talking. ENJOY!
sugou says:
he yyou sexy beast
Ryan
H. says:
J
Ryan
H. says:
I knew you would fall for
me Tabatha J
sugou says:
i am
waiting for you
sugou says:
so deeply
Ryan
H. says:
Me and josh are *ahem* busy.....ill talk to you later
sugou says:
every moment
counts with you
Ryan
H. says:
Me and josh are working on having kids right now
sugou says:
sickkkkkkkkkkk
sugou says:
it wont work
that way
sugou says:
I am so disappointed o yu guys ( satomi...)
Ryan
H. says:
We are cooking
Ryan
H. says:
Bettering ourselves......
Ryan
H. says:
So we can get wives and
have kids
sugou says:
i will be
your wife
sugou says:
and i will have ten kids for you
Ryan
H. says:
hi tab
Ryan
H. says:
I kn
Ryan
H. says:
I know satomi
is not that desperate
sugou says:
hey
sugou says:
me either i am joking
Ryan
H. says:
sureeeeeee
sugou says:
hello, look at
me i am fine
sugou says:
i dont want a cajun
Ryan
H. says:
You sure dont act like it
sugou says:
what is that
supposed to mean
Ryan
H. says:
Whatever your imagination
wants it too
Ryan
H. says:
Im sure you will take it and blow it up into something big
Ryan
H. says:
and thats ok
Ryan
H. says:
(6)
sugou says:
why are you
acting this way
Ryan
H. says:
Dont take it too seriously
Ryan
H. says:
Ryan
H. says:
i gotta run.......
Ryan
H. says:
Me and josh have some baby making to do!!!
sugou says:
I always love to hear your preach and it is really inspring. but I am so dissapoined in you now. becasue
sugou says:
your lifestyle
doesn't reflect on your preaching....
sugou says:
L
Ryan
H. says:
What in the world goes
through your head?
Ryan
H. says:
Anyway, it does not matter
Ryan
H. says:
Thanks for the
advice........
Ryan
H. says:
Ryan
H. says:
Tell Satomi I said hello
sugou says:
Hey Ryan, I wrote last advice!
sugou says:
I have been watching your conversation.....
Ryan
H. says:
Satomi does not use "conjuctions" nor "adverbs" and most
importantly "verbs"
Ryan
H. says:
To pretend to be
her......is not reflective of the lifestyle you choose to tell me i should live
Ryan
H. says:
Ok, tabatha.......
Ryan
H. says:
Enough is enough.
Ryan
H. says:
Lets make peace for tonight and go on our way
sugou says:
Ryan,
sugou says:
this ia satomi!!!!!!!!!!
Ryan
H. says:
Dont come back with something melo dramtaic
Ryan
H. says:
If this
is satomi.......
Ryan
H. says:
Tell me what we did Sunday
at my house? J
sugou says:
You cooked beef stew and talked about finance
Ryan
H. says:
no no. AFTER THAT!
sugou says:
ok
sugou says:
you know I am
satomi right?
sugou says:
It doesn't matter if you believe or not, I saw every sentences you wrote to Tab.
Ryan
H. says:
Satomi is not this angry nor bitter
Ryan
H. says:
Satomi is a beautify flower
of the valley
Ryan
H. says:
Sweet in spirt
Ryan
H. says:
Beautiful beyond all
comprehension of mortal man
Ryan
H. says:
Her breath is like.......
Ryan
H. says:
the morning breeze
Ryan
H. says:
Her eyes are like.......
Ryan
H. says:
Clams half open in a clear
sea of blue
Ryan
H. says:
Her legs are like two
chopsticks.......
Ryan
H. says:
Used by the emperors of old
Ryan
H. says:
Alas......Satomi!
Ryan
H. says:
Who can behold
Ryan
H. says:
Not mortal man!
sugou says:
hey ry it is tab
Ryan
H. says:
imagine that
sugou says:
i am nausea
Ryan
H. says:
You can use verbs again
sugou says:
hahahahha
sugou says:
she thinks it
is an insult to me
sugou says:
to her
Ryan
H. says:
Yes, if i
compared you to her......
Ryan
H. says:
It would be an insult
Ryan
H. says:
But........
Ryan
H. says:
I did not
Ryan
H. says:
To compare Satomi to anyone
would be an insult
Ryan
H. says:
I am not worthy to talk to satomi
Ryan
H. says:
i receive
what I do not deserver daily
sugou says:
ryan, you are
insecure
Ryan
H. says:
Even to utter her
name........
Ryan
H. says:
Is disrespectuful
from my lips
Ryan
H. says:
So do not be insulted
Ryan
H. says:
We are just made of dust
Ryan
H. says:
But satomi
is made of moon beams......
Ryan
H. says:
From the
early days of the Empire.....
Ryan
H. says:
When the sun did not set upond the face of Goddneses
sugou says:
where do you gey this crock from
Ryan
H. says:
Woeeee is us
sugou says:
VOMITTTTT
Ryan
H. says:
Please lay palm branches by
her door way for me
Ryan
H. says:
One day......
Ryan
H. says:
she may bless me with a hug
Ryan
H. says:
But satomi
is so PURE.....
Ryan
H. says:
She reseveres
her hugs for marriage
Ryan
H. says:
BLESSED is Satomis mate
Ryan
H. says:
he will not be women born......
Ryan
H. says:
For he would be too impure
for her
Ryan
H. says:
Ryan
H. says:
the blessing of Satomi
Ryan
H. says:
Tabahta.....
sugou says:
yea
Ryan
H. says:
I have never poored out my heart to you this way before.
Ryan
H. says:
But I envy you so much.....
Ryan
H. says:
that you get to live with Satomi
Ryan
H. says:
Oh, what I would give to be
you.......to be with Satomi
Ryan
H. says:
But
maybe.........
sugou says:
i know the
feeling
sugou says:
what
Ryan
H. says:
I can be redemed from my lowly state to be with her one day
Ryan
H. says:
So maybe it is better I am
the way that I am
Ryan
H. says:
but count your blessings while they last....
Ryan
H. says:
Because no mortal can
contain such blessing forever
Ryan
H. says:
Eventually, satomi will pass from you......
sugou says:
ry you have
no life
Ryan
H. says:
Like and eclipse in the
blue moonlight that happens once every 1000 years
sugou says:
shutuppppppp
sugou says:
enough
Ryan
H. says:
yes, the praises of Satomi is too much for any mortal to bear
Ryan
H. says:
I am sorry for
overwhelming.....
Ryan
H. says:
you
Ryan
H. says:
You now know what I go
thought every day thinking about satomi
Ryan
H. says:
This is just a small
taste......
Ryan
H. says:
and already you understandably cant contain it
Ryan
H. says:
Josh will pray for you
sugou says:
i dont want his prays
Ryan
H. says:
I will appeal to Satomi to
pray for you
sugou says:
stop ry you are dissapointing her
Ryan
H. says:
Becasue Josh cares for you......
Ryan
H. says:
and he wants only the BEST prayers for you
Ryan
H. says:
Give satomi
my humble regards
Ryan
H. says:
her lowly servant
Ryan
H. says:
Ryan J. Hutchinson
sugou says:
she is right
here reading it
Ryan
H. says:
HELLO SATOMI!
Ryan
H. says:
I HAVE BEEN SIGNING YOUR
PRAISES!
Ryan
H. says:
Ryan
H. says:
sugou says:
she read it
already
Ryan
H. says:
For all the world to see
sugou says:
you are embarrasing
Ryan
H. says:
Ohhh
Ryan
H. says:
I know what i will teach on tomorrow
Ryan
H. says:
True Blessings
sugou says:
pathetic cajun
Ryan
H. says:
Yes, blessed are the perseucuted....
Ryan
H. says:
For they will inherit satomis presence
Ryan
H. says:
A small price to pay
sugou says:
stop
Ryan
H. says:
Consider it all joy
brothers......
Ryan
H. says:
When you are persecuted for
Satomis sake
sugou says:
i dont thibk God is enjoying this
Ryan
H. says:
yeah, you are proally right
Ryan
H. says:
I am not speaking highly
enough of satmomi
Ryan
H. says:
But that is the curse of
mortal man
Ryan
H. says:
To not be able to put into
words her unfatomable beauty
Ryan
H. says:
I will morn in ashes and
torn clothess.......
Ryan
H. says:
Beacause I have disgraced her my
mentioning her.......
sugou says:
ry are you
straight
Ryan
H. says:
Even thought it was meant
with sincere heart
sugou says:
we have a
BIG feeling you are gay
Ryan
H. says:
Yes!
Ryan
H. says:
Gay for Satomi!
Ryan
H. says:
If i were you.......
Ryan
H. says:
I would be gay!
Ryan
H. says:
But since I am man......
Ryan
H. says:
I am HAPPY to be talking of
Satomi
sugou says:
not happy ry the other kind of gay
Ryan
H. says:
No dispargent
remark can dampen my enthousiams for the GREAT satomi!
Ryan
H. says:
LONG LIVE SATOMI!!
sugou says:
as
psychologist you have gay like tendencies
Ryan
H. says:
HIP HIP
HURRAY FOR SATOMI!
Ryan
H. says:
If tendances make satomi happy......
Ryan
H. says:
I will go the full route
for her
sugou says:
Hey Ryan this is Satomi.
Ryan
H. says:
As satomi
desierith.....I am
Ryan
H. says:
Again?
sugou says:
You really should've take my
advice seriously...
Ryan
H. says:
The 3rd time!
sugou says:
Ryan
it is satomi
sugou says:
I saw every sentences you wrote.
sugou says:
I am not lying
Ryan
H. says:
Oh Satomi......
Ryan
H. says:
please beg my every burned heart for you
Ryan
H. says:
Please forgive my foolish
lips...
Ryan
H. says: