Hello Everyone, for those of you who dont know Ryan and Satomi are good friend. Ryan and Tabatha are, well not the best of friends, but Ryan tries to be patient with her. Below is a chat conversation that Ryan had with Tabatha. Tabatha tried to trick Ryan into thinking she was Satomi, but Ryan saw right through it. So when you see "sugou" it is Tabatha talking. ENJOY! sugou says:

sugou says:

he yyou sexy beast

Ryan H. says:

J

Ryan H. says:

I knew you would fall for me Tabatha  J

sugou says:

i am waiting for you

sugou says:

so deeply

Ryan H. says:

Me and josh are *ahem* busy.....ill talk to you later

sugou says:

every moment counts with you

Ryan H. says:

Me and josh are working on having kids right now

sugou says:

sickkkkkkkkkkk

sugou says:

it wont work that way

sugou says:

I am so disappointed o yu guys ( satomi...)

Ryan H. says:

We are cooking

Ryan H. says:

Bettering ourselves......

Ryan H. says:

So we can get wives and have kids

sugou says:

i will be your wife

sugou says:

and i will have ten kids for you

Ryan H. says:

hi tab

Ryan H. says:

I kn

Ryan H. says:

I know satomi is not that desperate

sugou says:

hey

sugou says:

me either i am joking

Ryan H. says:

sureeeeeee

sugou says:

hello, look at me i am fine

sugou says:

i dont want a cajun

Ryan H. says:

You sure dont act like it

sugou says:

what is that supposed to mean

Ryan H. says:

Whatever your imagination wants it too

Ryan H. says:

Im sure you will take it and blow it up into something big

Ryan H. says:

and thats ok

Ryan H. says:

(6)

sugou says:

why are you acting this way

Ryan H. says:

Dont take it too seriously

Ryan H. says:

Ill be nice now

Ryan H. says:

i gotta run.......

Ryan H. says:

Me and josh have some baby making to do!!!

sugou says:

I always love to hear your preach and it is really inspring. but I am so dissapoined in you now. becasue

sugou says:

your lifestyle doesn't reflect on your preaching....

sugou says:

L

Ryan H. says:

What in the world goes through your head?

Ryan H. says:

Anyway, it does not matter

Ryan H. says:

Thanks for the advice........

Ryan H. says:

Ill keep it in mind when I talk to you

Ryan H. says:

Tell Satomi I said hello

sugou says:

Hey Ryan, I wrote last advice!

sugou says:

I have been watching your conversation.....

Ryan H. says:

Satomi does not use "conjuctions" nor "adverbs" and most importantly "verbs"

Ryan H. says:

To pretend to be her......is not reflective of the lifestyle you choose to tell me i should live

Ryan H. says:

Ok, tabatha.......

Ryan H. says:

Enough is enough.

Ryan H. says:

Lets make peace for tonight and go on our way

sugou says:

Ryan,

sugou says:

this ia satomi!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan H. says:

Dont come back with something melo dramtaic

Ryan H. says:

If this is satomi.......

Ryan H. says:

Tell me what we did Sunday at my house?   J

sugou says:

You cooked beef stew and talked about finance

Ryan H. says:

no no. AFTER THAT!

sugou says:

ok

sugou says:

you know I am satomi right?

sugou says:

It doesn't matter if you believe or not, I saw every sentences you wrote to Tab.

Ryan H. says:

Satomi is not this angry nor bitter

Ryan H. says:

Satomi is a beautify flower of the valley

Ryan H. says:

Sweet in spirt

Ryan H. says:

Beautiful beyond all comprehension of mortal man

Ryan H. says:

Her breath is like.......

Ryan H. says:

the morning breeze

Ryan H. says:

Her eyes are like.......

Ryan H. says:

Clams half open in a clear sea of blue

Ryan H. says:

Her legs are like two chopsticks.......

Ryan H. says:

Used by the emperors of old

Ryan H. says:

Alas......Satomi!

Ryan H. says:

Who can behold

Ryan H. says:

Not mortal man!

sugou says:

hey ry it is tab

Ryan H. says:

imagine that

sugou says:

i am nausea

Ryan H. says:

You can use verbs again

sugou says:

hahahahha

sugou says:

she thinks it is an insult to me

sugou says:

to her

Ryan H. says:

Yes, if i compared you to her......

Ryan H. says:

It would be an insult

Ryan H. says:

But........

Ryan H. says:

I did not

Ryan H. says:

To compare Satomi to anyone would be an insult

Ryan H. says:

I am not worthy to talk to satomi

Ryan H. says:

i receive what I do not deserver daily

sugou says:

ryan, you are insecure

Ryan H. says:

Even to utter her name........

Ryan H. says:

Is disrespectuful from my lips

Ryan H. says:

So do not be insulted

Ryan H. says:

We are just made of dust

Ryan H. says:

But satomi is made of moon beams......

Ryan H. says:

From the early days of the Empire.....

Ryan H. says:

When the sun did not set upond the face of Goddneses

sugou says:

where do you gey this crock from

Ryan H. says:

Woeeee is us

sugou says:

VOMITTTTT

Ryan H. says:

Please lay palm branches by her door way for me

Ryan H. says:

One day......

Ryan H. says:

she may bless me with a hug

Ryan H. says:

But satomi is so PURE.....

Ryan H. says:

She reseveres her hugs for marriage

Ryan H. says:

BLESSED is Satomis mate

Ryan H. says:

he will not be women born......

Ryan H. says:

For he would be too impure for her

Ryan H. says:

Alas.....

Ryan H. says:

the blessing of Satomi

Ryan H. says:

Tabahta.....

sugou says:

yea

Ryan H. says:

I have never poored out my heart to you this way before.

Ryan H. says:

But I envy you so much.....

Ryan H. says:

that you get to live with Satomi

Ryan H. says:

Oh, what I would give to be you.......to be with Satomi

Ryan H. says:

But maybe.........

sugou says:

i know the feeling

sugou says:

what

Ryan H. says:

I can be redemed from my lowly state to be with her one day

Ryan H. says:

So maybe it is better I am the way that I am

Ryan H. says:

but count your blessings while they last....

Ryan H. says:

Because no mortal can contain such blessing forever

Ryan H. says:

Eventually, satomi will pass from you......

sugou says:

ry you have no life

Ryan H. says:

Like and eclipse in the blue moonlight that happens once every 1000 years

sugou says:

shutuppppppp

sugou says:

enough

Ryan H. says:

yes, the praises of Satomi is too much for any mortal to bear

Ryan H. says:

I am sorry for overwhelming.....

Ryan H. says:

you

Ryan H. says:

You now know what I go thought every day thinking about satomi

Ryan H. says:

This is just a small taste......

Ryan H. says:

and already you understandably cant contain it

Ryan H. says:

Josh will pray for you

sugou says:

i dont want his prays

Ryan H. says:

I will appeal to Satomi to pray for you

sugou says:

stop ry you are dissapointing her

Ryan H. says:

Becasue Josh cares for you......

Ryan H. says:

and he wants only the BEST prayers for you

Ryan H. says:

Give satomi my humble regards

Ryan H. says:

her lowly servant

Ryan H. says:

Ryan J. Hutchinson

sugou says:

she is right here reading it

Ryan H. says:

HELLO SATOMI!

Ryan H. says:

I HAVE BEEN SIGNING YOUR PRAISES!

Ryan H. says:

Ill e-mail it to you later

Ryan H. says:

Ill put it on the JoshManning.com website!

sugou says:

she read it already

Ryan H. says:

For all the world to see

sugou says:

you are embarrasing

Ryan H. says:

Ohhh

Ryan H. says:

I know what i will teach on tomorrow

Ryan H. says:

True Blessings

sugou says:

pathetic cajun

Ryan H. says:

Yes, blessed are the perseucuted....

Ryan H. says:

For they will inherit satomis presence

Ryan H. says:

A small price to pay

sugou says:

stop

Ryan H. says:

Consider it all joy brothers......

Ryan H. says:

When you are persecuted for Satomis sake

sugou says:

i dont thibk God is enjoying this

Ryan H. says:

yeah, you are proally right

Ryan H. says:

I am not speaking highly enough of satmomi

Ryan H. says:

But that is the curse of mortal man

Ryan H. says:

To not be able to put into words her unfatomable beauty

Ryan H. says:

I will morn in ashes and torn clothess.......

Ryan H. says:

Beacause I have disgraced her my mentioning her.......

sugou says:

ry are you straight

Ryan H. says:

Even thought it was meant with sincere heart

sugou says:

we have a BIG feeling you are gay

Ryan H. says:

Yes!

Ryan H. says:

Gay for Satomi!

Ryan H. says:

If i were you.......

Ryan H. says:

I would be gay!

Ryan H. says:

But since I am man......

Ryan H. says:

I am HAPPY to be talking of Satomi

sugou says:

not happy ry the other kind of gay

Ryan H. says:

No dispargent remark can dampen my enthousiams for the GREAT satomi!

Ryan H. says:

LONG LIVE SATOMI!!

sugou says:

as psychologist you have gay like tendencies

Ryan H. says:

HIP HIP HURRAY FOR SATOMI!

Ryan H. says:

If tendances make satomi happy......

Ryan H. says:

I will go the full route for her

sugou says:

Hey Ryan this is Satomi.

Ryan H. says:

As satomi desierith.....I am

Ryan H. says:

Again?

sugou says:

You really should've take my advice seriously...

Ryan H. says:

The 3rd time!

sugou says:

Ryan  it is satomi

sugou says:

I saw every sentences you wrote.

sugou says:

I am not lying

Ryan H. says:

Oh Satomi......

Ryan H. says:

please beg my every burned heart for you

Ryan H. says:

Please forgive my foolish lips...

Ryan H. says: