Subject: WAZZUP?!?!?!
Date: Fri, 19 May 2000
Nothing, just chillin'; having a big Mack =0)
So, wuzzup? I was sitting here yelling at Chris Naquin trying to convince him that Lauren is the best looking girl in the tenth grade (hey, she went to prom with me all right!). He doesn't even rank her in his top five, but who am I too judge?
To bad about your Winn Dixie and all; I'm thinking of writing you a book. How to be an MVP. I mean, here I am, with my big promotion in a real Winn Dixie and had a real cool prom date and all (who is going to move away in two weeks and I'll never see again, goodness I have really bad luck with women). Add that to my trophy, passing English grade (ok, that was below the belt, and graduation, and I'd say I'm doing pretty good. So, what are you getting me for graduation? Just kidding, I'm not expecting much, just a hug.
Man, I really do have bad luck with women. Well, you know about the whole Amy thing. Then, there is Lauren, a girl I like even though I only started talking to her two weeks ago, and might even like me back. We go to prom, and I have fun, hope she did, than I find out she's moving away in two weeks and I'll never see her again. Then, I get this one cashier at WD to finally start talking to me. It was a great convo too. She looked deep into my eyes and said "Are you all right?" I stood up, dusted myself off, and said "I think so. Just this dang fingers a little sore." (Perkel payed me a buck ok!) She said, get this, "It's ok; I think the floors a little slanted. I tripped there yesterday." And, to make it even better, every time I passed by her the rest of the night, she laughed. She wants me. Oh that Mrs. Dianne is something ain't she? Joking, it was that girl Erin I think her name is. People are staring to pay me for my trips. They like them alot. One guy gave me fifty cents and I told him I couldn't do a full trip but gave him a stumble. Annette then warned me that the floors were a little sticky. Kenny gave me a buck for one by Lloyd, then another one by Ben. Perkel gave me a dollar for the incident by Erin. Kenny said he'll give me ten and a box cutter next time Morris is in.
Well, I guess I'll let you go now. I'll keep you posted on my luck with women or lack there of.
Juice
Response:
Hey I don't know about the MVP Book but I would like a book on how to pass English. I Sorry to tell you but me and your sister had an incredible time at that party she's a great ki.. dancer. Just joking couldn't do it to you or D.D. Hey man I promise the women thing will get better. Believe me I know the feeling of losing one you love. but you always find someone better. I think Lauren about a 9.5 on a scale of one to ten. But the next girl will be an 11. well I cried the last week because I miss the big winn dixie. the One I can actually fit in the cooler. I'll probably be back before the end of the summer. well happy tripping.
Friloux #29
"If at first TRIP and fall, get up and try again."
the first line in my book "How To Get Ahead In LIfe"