Date: Saturday, May 05, 2001 7:30 PM
Dearest friends,
The end is near. Finals are approaching. I have a big test Monday that could determine my grade in computer science - my major. I should be freaking out. I should be studying, trying to cram in everything possible. Instead, I am sitting here. The whole "caring" thing is gone. I'm ready for school to end so I can just sit here and write emails all day.
Here are my day's activities:
1. Woke up.
2. Watched TV.
3. Ate lunch and watched more TV (The TV Land Adam 12 marathon was on).
4. Took a shower.
5. No, I took a shower then ate lunch.
6. Read my Bible and spent some time with God.
7. Got a phone call from sis.
8. Sis told me she needed a ride and gave me directions.
9. Didn't write down directions.
10. Drove around Bourg for an hour trying to figure out where I was.
11. Found where I was.
12. Ended up being in Texas.
13. Found sis.
14. Came home.
15. Attempted to study.
16. Fell asleep.
17. Woke up and grabbed the encyclopedia - read about Hitler.
18. Dad came in and we went to Peepaw's and chased a goat.
19. Brought the goat home.
20. Put the goat in our yard.
22. Dad and I took my new car without insurance for a spin.
23. Came inside and finished reading about Hitler.
24. Ate some food.
25. Your looking at it.
Well, my life is just very interesting.
Remember, in the land of cheese, Swiss = evil.
I'm going to go now and continue my study on the most evil and cruel people known to man and read about Stalin. After I'm done with him I think I'll hit Gandhi....
Your dearest friend and comrade,
Josh
Long live the Furher (I am SOOOOO kidding! I can just see one of yall writing back calling me nuts.)
Response:
Ryan from Bayou Blue:
long live the Web Slacker! hiet!
Very good e-mail, i really enjoy your humor, not many people's i do.
In all that spare time try working on webpages, at least it will build your programming skills!!!!!W!!!!!!