Subject: Ryan Is the Best Roommate Friend Ever!!!
Date: Sat, 13 Dec 2003 21:58:52 -0800 (PST)
E-mail Ryan sent to Chris from my account:
Chris,
I have been thinking over our recent conversations and I have come to the conclusion that Ryan is the best friend roommate anyone could ever have. I mean, really, you just do not compare. I know this seems harsh, but that is because you have not had the opportunity of knowing and living with Ryan like I have. I never told you this, but after your leagues speech, I almost killed myself. Luckily, Ryan talked some sense into me. He explained that leagues would be true if female sex appeal was based on looks alone. But Ryan showed me it is also based on money and power. Thus, I am following in his footsteps.
If it is any consolidation, you are second on my all time friends list. But that second just does not compare to the first place Ryan has. If first and second where represented by tall buildings, Ryan would be the Eiffel Tower while you would be an Ant Pile that just got run over by a garbage truck in a sewage ditch. Sorry. That's life.
But for a small fee, you can improve you standings.
Send your $100 payment to:
Ryan Hutchinson
### ******* St.
Houma, LA 70364
Or go to Cajunworks.com to make your payment with a credit card.
Ryan handles all my money now, because he is just awesome like that!
What a pal!
Talk to you later my not a close second friend.
Ryan is great,
Josh R. Manning