Part 1
Josh,
Today I would like to speak with you about mud. Did you know that mud is really dirty? Did you know that mud is always muddy? Did you know that mud is not really clean? Did you know that being in the mud is like being in a rut, especially if that mud is in a rut. Did you know that coffee looks like muddy water? Did you know that men who eat carrots have orange things between there teeth? Did you know that mud bugs are also known as crayfish? Did you know that muddy waters is band? Did you know that where there is mud there is dirt? Did you know that mud always gets stepped on a lot?
Just wondering,
Chris
Part 2
I know you are probably extremely excited about out topic of the day. So here is so more information on mud:
Main Entry: Mud
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English mudde, probably from Middle Low German
Date: 14th century
1: a slimy sticky mixture of solid material with a liquid and especially water; especially: soft wet earth
2: abusive and malicious remarks or charges political campaigners slinging mud at each other
3: ANATHEMA
http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=anathema+
1b -- usually used in the phrase one's name is mud
Main Entry: 2mud
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): mud*ded; mud*ding
Date: 1593
1: to make muddy or turbid
2: to treat or plaster with mud
Main Entry: stick-in-the-mud
Function: noun
Date: 1733
1: one who is slow, old-fashioned, or unprogressive; especially: an old fogy