Sullivan Turner - Roni Man

This is where I make a "side note" and talk about my good friend Sulliven Turner. Sulliven was born and raised in Kansas City, Utah. He is referred to around campus as "Mr. Nicholls." We was raised on a farm by Canadain Monks who liked to play frisbee and tiddly winks. When he was 19, he moved to San Fransico and created "Rice-a-Roni." He then sold the company so he could get an education at Nicholls. Mr. Tuner is also a football player. He's the star running back for the Nicholls State Fighting Farmboys. He's a pretty rough dude too. He beat the crud out of me for no good reason one night at SFA but he can cook something aweful good. He enjoys fishing, cutting grass, and the company of one Miss Shonda Smith.

Well, enough about Sulli. The point is, he was missing. We didn't know where he was. Annette jumped out the van and spotted him and commenced doing her Sun Dance.