Subject: Another Forward. You should delete it. I bet you'll read it anyway, you always get sucked into these things then feel bad because you just gotta have good luck or free cloths or whatnot.
Date: Tuesday, March 13, 2001 6:26 PM
Dear fellow email junkies.
I recently recieved an email and it just hit my last nerve. I figured with all these dumb forwards going around I may as well start my own.
I am a small, poor Indonesian child who was born in southern Idaho. Bill Gates has promised to give me 5 cents for every signature I can get on this email because of his awesome new email tracking program which actually does work!!!!
Just because I'm a nice guy, I got Old Navy and Gap to also sponsor this email. Within two days of sending this, you will recieve a suitcase of the newest line of clothing from the store of your choice in exactly your size sitting on your doorstep.
Now make a wish.
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It doesn't matter if you are superstitious or not, bad things will happen if you send this letter. Your friends will avoid reading email sent by you and aviod speaking to you in public because you send them all these stupid emails and they wish it would stop.
Now, let's read a heart warming story:
One day and old lady was walking around and someone said, "Hey old lady, how are you?" The old lady then burst into tears because the person looked just like her son who had disapeared ten years earlier. He said he wasn't her son but he would call her mom and she said, "Thanks." Later he ditched her at the supermarket with the bill so everyone beware!!! This person walks around calling people mom then ditches them with the bill.
Send this to 13,567 people within twenty minutes of getting this or you truely have no heart. Remember, I am a poor child.
Feed me.
Response:
Ryan from Bayou Blue: I love you man! My sentiments to the stupid forwards i get. Makes you want to get your Chi Alpha Billy Club out and indent some XA on some people's foreheads for getting suckered in to this stuff.